A young man has cried out for help after he believes his marriage to his newly married wife is in shambles.
The man, whose name is withheld, took to Facebook to note that his wife’s new toy is gradually taking over their marriage.
In a Facebook post sighted, the disturbed man noted:
“It all started a few months ago. I’m a married man in my late 30s, and I wanted to add a little zing to our love life. So, I decided to buy my wife a little “device” to help us in the bedroom. I won’t lie; I thought I was being a genius—romantic, even! For a while, things were sweet in the other room.
My wife was more excited than I’d ever seen, and we were having fun with this new “toy.” But now, this “innocent addition” has become a full-blown third wheel in my marriage. My wife has fallen madly in love—with the plastic I mean, really in love. She’s using it ALL the time, and it’s gotten to the point where I’m not sure if she’s even aware of my presence anymore. If that toy had hands, I’m convinced she’d be holding its hand instead of mine. She even named it BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) and always giggles after she says that.
It all started a few months ago. I’m a married man in my late 30s, and I wanted to add a little zing to our love life. So, I decided to buy my wife a little “device” to help us in the bedroom. I won’t lie; I thought I was being a genius—romantic, even! For a while, things were sweet in the other room.
My wife was more excited than I’d ever seen, and we were having fun with this new “toy.” But now, this “innocent addition” has become a full-blown third wheel in my marriage. My wife has fallen madly in love—with the plastic I mean, really in love. She’s using it ALL the time, and it’s gotten to the point where I’m not sure if she’s even aware of my presence anymore.
In fact, if that toy had hands, I’m convinced she’d be holding its hand instead of mine. She even named it BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) and always giggles after she says that.”
He then concluded with the cliche, “I need help, please”
Source: OccupyGh.com
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